1. When in doubt, ream someone out.
2. So you think you can do it all yourself.
3. Teach as if all students learn the same way.
4. Don't tolerate, discriminate.
5. But we've always done it this way.
6. Every day, get up and say, "Hey! There are a lot better things I could be doing with my life!"
7. Remember, there's nothing funny about education.